#TweetReview : Tanu Weds Manu Returns
Kanganais fantastic. You hate her and you love her. One of the best double roles ever.
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Madhavan is the staple diet. Looks like a man in love and dilemma. Solid acting
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
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— Deepak Dobriyal(@deepakdobriyal) May 25, 2015
Acting 9/10
Lead actors gen. disappoint in the movies. Side actors do their job well. in TWMR they match
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— TheBlueEyedSon (@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Screenplay 7/10
Very fast paced, and contrasting. Nice face-offs.
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Direction 8/10
Locations, delivery, v. good.Everychar. gets ample space. even datto's brother. myriad hues
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Casting - 10/10
the best part about the movie.
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Story 4/10
Disappointing at the crescendo. wasted time in dance sequence. The end was premature
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Music 3/10
Very disappointing. Only swagger had some swagger, but mostly because it is a folk tune
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
All good people get hurt in the movie.Sardarji, Madhavan, Datto, her bro, Jimmy Shergill.
Only the bitch has her way
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
Overall 3/5
The actors pull the movie. The end deserved more nourishing.
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— TheBlueEyedSon(@TheBlueEyedSon) May 25, 2015
I would have given this movie a 4/5, had it continued the promise of the first half. The whole thing was like a a very enticing foreplay, which I really enjoyed, followed by a premature ejaculation. But nonetheless, this was one of the most entertaining movies in a long time. Three cheers for Kanagana, Deepak Dobriyal, Madhavan and the supporting cast.
Best Songs on Politics and Protest
That age old and much repeated statement of Rousseau - "Man was born free but everywhere he is in chains." is more than just a cliché. For ages, the people have been ruled by governments that they chose or otherwise. For ages, decisions of human fate in wide world has been made by the whims of tea-sipping masters in cosy drawing rooms. For ages, men have sung about their protest. We at www.theblueeyedson.com set out to look for best songs about politics and protest. But as you might be wondering, there are so many songs about wars and some bands like Rage against the machine literally have a rage against the government machine in almost every song. So we decided to limit it to one song per band, pick the seminal songs that we believe stay true to the idea. Here is the list for you, with the portions of lyrics we liked the most, in no particular order (but those at the end are the best):
I Shot The Sheriff, Bob Marley
Bob Marley lived a revolution. This song has been said to
mean a lot of things, like birth-control, weed, racial profiling. But whatever
it means, it remains as a ringing chant against the myopic judiciary.
Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down,
So I shot, I shot, I shot him down and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down,
So I shot, I shot, I shot him down and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.
We Didn't Start The Fire, Billy Joel
Actually this was not a protest song when it was conceived. It
was just a list of key factors that influenced Billy's generation. But this
song has been kindled by all those who blame the masters of past generations
for miseries falling on theirs. Has a nice 'buzz' to it as well.
We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire,
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning.
We didn't start the fire,
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
The Pretender, Foo Fighters
Some say it is about religion, some say it is about
politics. Any way you look at it, it is a great modern song about how all of us
have been kept in dark by those chosen to show us the light.
Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began
Killing in The Name, Rage Against the Machine
RATM, is the face of loud, unbridled protest... This song is about the
presence of the dark elements with sinister affiliations in the government
forces. The song has very few sentences, but De La Rocha's angry delivery and
Morello's Guitar drives the point right.
Some of those that work forces
are the same that burn crosses
Killing in the name of...
And now you do what they told ya
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
are the same that burn crosses
Killing in the name of...
And now you do what they told ya
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Terror, KMFDM
KMFDM (originally Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid, loosely
translated as "no pity for the majority"), is a German band which
stays true to its name. Terror can be called to be its signature song that focuses
on "Fundamentalist forces are undermining the integrity of liberal and
democratic political structures"
Our societies are saturated with blood lust
Sensationalism and violence
As a result of alienation from one self's reality
How much longer do we tolerate mass murder
Sensationalism and violence
As a result of alienation from one self's reality
How much longer do we tolerate mass murder
Five to One, The Doors
Although Morrison maintained that this song was apolitical,
but people made this a protest anthem. Five to One coincidentally was the ratio
of whites to blacks, young to old and weed smokers to non-weed smokers in
America around that time. In case of Morrison, things were rarely a coincidence.
The catchphrase "They got the guns but we got the numbers" still comes
up on the posters of protest.
The old get old and the young gets stronger
May take a week and it may take longer
They got the guns but we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah, we're takin' over, come on!
May take a week and it may take longer
They got the guns but we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah, we're takin' over, come on!
Fortunate Son, Creedence Clearwater Revival
One of the anthems of the Vietnam War protests in America,
this song is more than just the topical protest. "The song speaks more to
the unfairness of class than war itself. It's the old saying about rich men
making war and poor men having to fight them."
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the tax men come to the door
Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son,
no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the tax men come to the door
Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no millionaire's son,
no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no fortunate one, no
Wavin' Flag, K'Naan
Wavin Flag is an anthem. Its celebratory version, popularized by Coca Cola during the Football World Cup 2010, not only brought it to the international audience but also allowed them to get familiar with the Somalian strife and struggle for independence through the original song that was "about facing the odds and coming out of darkness - despair to hope, that kind of transition and transformation."
But look how they treat us, make us believers
We fight their battles, then they deceive us
Try to control us, they couldn't hold us
'Cause we just move forward like Buffalo Soldiers
But we struggling, fighting to eat
And we wondering, when we'll be free
The Pot, Tool
The song borrows its name from the idiom "pot calling
the kettle black" and is a staunch take on the hypocrisy in the society
and authorities. The songs wanders from the selective hypocrisy against the
marijuana (which is also called pot) smokers or specially gifted indigo
children or the drama done in the name of justice based on archaic laws in the
kangaroo courts. This is an everybody's song, you pick you your own protest.
"Who are you to wave your finger?
So full of it
Eye balls deep in muddy waters
Fuckin' hypocrite
Liar, lawyer; mirror show me, what's the difference?
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent"
So full of it
Eye balls deep in muddy waters
Fuckin' hypocrite
Liar, lawyer; mirror show me, what's the difference?
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent"
O Ri Duniya, Piyush Mishra
One of the personal favourites. Piyush Mishra is an everyone's poet who weaves his despair, observations and idealism into his poetry. A wonderful actor and voice with earthen fragrance, this song of his is a reinterpretation of the original O Ri Duniya, by Saahir Ludhiyanvi, under the modern circumstances and does full justice to the original legendary song.
आलिम ये कहता वहाँ इश्वर है
फाजिल ये कहता वहाँ अल्लाह है
कामिल ये कहता वहाँ ईसा है ,
मंजिल ये कहती तब इंसान से कि
तुम्हारी है तुम ही सम्भालों ये दुनिया
ये बुझते हुए चंद बासी चरागों
तुम्हारे ये काले इरादों की दुनिया…
ओ री दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए तो क्या है…
One of the personal favourites. Piyush Mishra is an everyone's poet who weaves his despair, observations and idealism into his poetry. A wonderful actor and voice with earthen fragrance, this song of his is a reinterpretation of the original O Ri Duniya, by Saahir Ludhiyanvi, under the modern circumstances and does full justice to the original legendary song.
आलिम ये कहता वहाँ इश्वर है
फाजिल ये कहता वहाँ अल्लाह है
कामिल ये कहता वहाँ ईसा है ,
मंजिल ये कहती तब इंसान से कि
तुम्हारी है तुम ही सम्भालों ये दुनिया
ये बुझते हुए चंद बासी चरागों
तुम्हारे ये काले इरादों की दुनिया…
ओ री दुनिया
ये दुनिया अगर मिल भी जाए तो क्या है…
The Times They Are A Changin', Bob Dylan
Such a list would be incomplete without Papa Dylan in it. Although the whole list can be made up of only Dylan's songs, who wandered across the length and breadth of the Terra Firma, singing for peace and freedom; But this song stands out because it matches so well with the life cycle of a revolution. Initially the song appears to be celebrating the change in the order and only very late in the song you realize that "the curse, it is cast"
The line, it is drawn, and the curse, it is cast
The slow one now will later be fast
As the present now will later be past
The order is rapidly fadin'
And the first one now will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'
The slow one now will later be fast
As the present now will later be past
The order is rapidly fadin'
And the first one now will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'
Aaj Bazaar Mein, Faiz Ahmed Faiz/Nayyara Noor
Faiz, is without any doubt, the greatest Urdu poet of the last century. He broke the romantic barrier of Urdu poetry and blended with the pathos of an everyday man, making his poems touch something very close to our soul. A man banished for his brilliance, by the right-wing militia of General Zia Ul Haq in Pakistan, he wrote this song when he was paraded, handcuffed in front of his beloved city. The video below is a must watch as it has the rendition of the song in Faiz's own voice as well as the eternal voice of Nayyara Noor
इनका दमसाज़ अपने सिवा कौन है
शहरे-जानाँ में अब बा-सफ़ा कौन है
दस्त-ए-क़ातिल के शायाँ रहा कौन है
रख़्ते-दिल बाँध लो दिलफ़िगारो चलो
फिर हमीं क़त्ल हो आएँ यारो चलो
आज बाज़ार में पा-ब-जौलाँ चलो
Faiz, is without any doubt, the greatest Urdu poet of the last century. He broke the romantic barrier of Urdu poetry and blended with the pathos of an everyday man, making his poems touch something very close to our soul. A man banished for his brilliance, by the right-wing militia of General Zia Ul Haq in Pakistan, he wrote this song when he was paraded, handcuffed in front of his beloved city. The video below is a must watch as it has the rendition of the song in Faiz's own voice as well as the eternal voice of Nayyara Noor
इनका दमसाज़ अपने सिवा कौन है
शहरे-जानाँ में अब बा-सफ़ा कौन है
दस्त-ए-क़ातिल के शायाँ रहा कौन है
रख़्ते-दिल बाँध लो दिलफ़िगारो चलो
फिर हमीं क़त्ल हो आएँ यारो चलो
आज बाज़ार में पा-ब-जौलाँ चलो
Us and Them, Pink Floyd
Enthusiasts can question why not 'Another Brick in the Wall'
or 'Comfortably numb' or the whole 'Animal' album. Why this song? Because I feel, this
song, like most of Pink Floyd songs, is a piece of art and a little more. It defines the chasm
between "Them" who carry out carnage on pretext of difference of
opinion and holier-than-thou morals and "Us" who are the ordinary
men, who die in the ranks or for the want of a slice of bread...
Down and out
It can't be helped that there's a lot of it about
With, without
And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?
Out of the way
It's a busy day
I've got things on my mind
For the want of the price
Of tea and a slice
The old man died
It can't be helped that there's a lot of it about
With, without
And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?
Out of the way
It's a busy day
I've got things on my mind
For the want of the price
Of tea and a slice
The old man died
Won't Get Fooled Again, The Who
One of the top rated rock songs, by the top rated bands of
all time, and the song that comes closest to my personal political opinion. The song chronologically takes us through three phases of the
revolution: the uprising, the siege and the failure. The beauty of this song
lies in its nonchalance and a sense of stoicism towards the changes all around.
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play,
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
...We don't get fooled again
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play,
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
...We don't get fooled again
Imagine, By John Lennon
A song that tops many lists, including this one as well.
From the tenor, it does not seem to be a protest song, but trust me there is none
as steadfast as this one. The song raises the argument without raising the
voice. Every sentence, is a protest against the assumptions by which our whole
life is guided
Imagine there is no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Special Mention
Aaloo Anday, Beygairat Brigade
In a list with such illustrious names, this one may seem a
little out of place. But we mention this here for two reasons: the courage that
these boys in a strife-worn country have shown to raise stinging questions
against a failing regime and a society that seems to care about petty things
than the important ones; and because the song is actually very good.
Credits:
Wikipedia.com
Songfacts.com
Google/Bing
Vaibhav Chauhan for introducing me to this form of music in general
pic: http://www.sentadofrentealmundo.com/2010/04/flower-power.html
pic: http://www.sentadofrentealmundo.com/2010/04/flower-power.html
Epic Attempts at Music
The latest fad in the intellectual world is to "follow your dream". To dream is the new peer-pressure, the new status-symbol, the new do-you-have-it-in you-? 'Following your dreams' is the ultimate recipe for success and happiness, but sometimes just dreaming is not enough. There have been many instances where people have dreamt to be musicians and watch the song of their life reverberate through the world.
We at theblueeyedson, set out to find such gems of "following your dreams" from and around India, which turned out not-so-musical but incredibly funny.
Statuary Warning: Listening to all these songs in a stretch may cause severe brain damage
Statuary Warning: Listening to all these songs in a stretch may cause severe brain damage
1. Eye To Eye - Taher Shah
Taher Shah is the ultimate heir of Narcissus. His postures of vanity, his record-breaking eyes, his self-indulgence puts everything to dust. Chant with him-
Keep your love in the soul
Make love with eye to eye
Your fairs and glorious eyes
I can see with my spectrum eye
2. Sunday Morning- Bhim Niroula
Bhim Niroula is the Nepali pop (adhunik) music sensation. And all the gals watching this video, here ends the search for the guy who can "love you everydayyy".
3. Metro Se
Everything about Delhi Metro was stylish and state-of-the-art. Then came this advertisement cum eulogy. What persuaded the composition of this song is unknown and the mystery hunters are still looking for the agent who hired these girls.
4. Silsila
This is a psychotic song. This song grows on you. It has, as its name says a 'continuity'. You listen to this more than once and it will echo in everything you do thereafter.
5. Love Marriage- Wilbur Sargunaraj
Wilbur is the father of 'Indian style' funny singing. Dressed in his impeccable black and white dress, his trademark tie and stereotype accent is an unforgettable experience.
6. De De Party
This song is funny, not for the music but for the DDLJ-esque acting and the hilarious lyrics. Over and above that, we have that Haryanvi accent and a skirt-up-to-the-knees 'fraand'
7. It's My Life- Vennu Mallesh
Vennu Mallesh, probably does this on purpose. I love the seriousness with which he has sung his songs. Here is one for you
8. Pyar Ka Ke
A list of funny attempts of music would be incomplete without a Bhojpuri tickler. The whole musical fraternity gets periodically bewildered with the stone-age cinematography, chhee-chhaa-lather dances and libido-enhancing lyrics. Here is one for you that is a bad attempt at event that.
9. Khambho (Shakira Mix)- Anita, Utpal
This sure is funny. Absolutely stupid lyrics synchronised to the gyrating moves of 'Shakira'. This is a must watch
10. Badshah - Doctor Choudhary
Doctor Choudhary is a living legend. He has a youtube chanel with about 4K videos, most of them attempts at singing. He has the widest range amongst all living artists which spans from aashiq hoon baharon ka to Enter Sandman by Metallica. Look him up for more fun
11. Ispiderman
Although we believe that the songwriters and creators of Indian Spiderman were trying to be funny and they have got that one right. But this song deserves special mention in this list for its dance, music and of course the best lyrics I have ever heard..." Teri Tareef likh jo sakey nahi bana koi aisa pen"
Special mentions to Kargo jeans maar ke , for being the weirdest and funniest Chhatisgarhi song that just missed the cut.
Credits: Nikhil Anand, Ritu Raj, Neeraj Motwani, Nagmani Gautam
Credits: Nikhil Anand, Ritu Raj, Neeraj Motwani, Nagmani Gautam
